A person that sucks their own 1 inch dick until they cum in their own throat while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7
Matthew sucks their own dick and swallows their own cum while watching gay furry midget porn 24/7, what a weirdo.
by I eat poop 69 December 25, 2021
Matthew is very commonly a guys name. Matthews are really adorable, very intelligent, and friendly. If you ever meet a Matthew you should hold onto him tight because there's so guy like a Matthew!
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by That Guy 11102 March 01, 2017
One of the many, many names a nigga could have when they're born. I mean, what else is there to say B?
Aye Matthew, whats poppin' big bruh?
Nothin' much cuzzo! I'm just sitting around listening to some De La Soul and watching the live NASCAR Cup Series race on TV. How 'bout you B?
Nothin' much cuzzo! I'm just sitting around listening to some De La Soul and watching the live NASCAR Cup Series race on TV. How 'bout you B?
by Master Mechanic 3179100 July 17, 2021
You have no self-discipline whatsoever. Why can't you be Matthew?
by mattfanclub April 25, 2014
Matthew is such a fuckboy he probably writes stuff in urban dictionary about how he fantasizes himself
by Mr.panda_boss January 24, 2017