The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
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Martian

Someone behaving unusually as if they were from mars. Usually used in an unserious context. Sometimes used to describe someone not understanding something basic.
Person 1: I don't understand why the children yearn for the mines
Person 2: You're so martian bro
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The Martian

A very interesting novel that was adapted into a movie by Andy Wier.

It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
Mike: Have you seen the movie The Martian?
Joe: Yeah, I loved it!
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