feelin like a marlin

when you get rejected one too many times 💔

How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin

by frozenbuttersock September 5, 2021

Marlin

The ugliest, most annoying, stupid, weird, person you will ever meet. Never trust them. They are named after a fish for a reason.

Marlin sucks

by addidabaddie February 27, 2022

Marlin

To Motor boat a random high schooler

Marlin motor boated me

by Hopelessyt December 6, 2025

fresh water marlin

The fesh water Marlin are small powerful fast fish known for their long, spear-like bills. Although much smaller than their salt water cousins the Blue Marlin and Black Marlin, they are still a prized game fish and apex predators. They live elusive solitary lives in warm fresh waters. They are also known for their spectacular leaps when hooked. Which has made them the game fish of choice for the presenter on the worlds best4x4 channel on youtube.

You would have better luck finding a needle in a haystack then catching a fresh water marlin

by anonymous December 31, 2025

The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

Marlin

Marlin also know as Coolestbitch11 on TikTok (Prolly won’t follow back) is a semi Mexican- Caucasian woman that claims to be Coolest Bitch in the world (as per TikTok handle) because she has a Corvette C8 and runs around RKOing people who disagree with her. Pretty funny, but could never be as funny as her superior Aaron.

“Hi I’m Marlin and I’m the self proclaimed coolest bitch” “Uhhh that’s cool and all lil bro but you know you’ll never touch Aaron’s aura!”

by Quantum_Physics99 May 20, 2025