zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

by schwingschwongbyah May 14, 2011

Mancunian

People from the city of Manchester (in England).

Uhm... can't think of an example. Just (generally) friendly people you might meet on a train or plane somewhere, or, of course, in Manchester.

by Dic(tionary)Head April 2, 2005

Martian Manhunter

see J'onn J'onzz

"I thought he was going to wet his pants, when I mentioned the Martain."
(quoted from the episode "Task Force X")

by DanMat6288 May 26, 2005

Malfunction

An error of coding or programming

Error: a malfunction has occurred...

by JackB151234 March 28, 2019

Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

mancunny

Mans orifice, commonly used for poostabbing. This could be the backpussy (or ansu), or could be a post-op tranny with a for real cunzo.

He/she has a gaping mancunny.

by deexm July 7, 2003

manjunch

A man who likes other men. Typically in his bunt.

My friend is a manjunch, with his boyfriend always trying to get him up his butt.

by Sofaking Wetahded July 11, 2006