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Maddox is a very nice person. Whether it’s a boy or girl, they will always be the one either on metaphorical crack or has high energy. They will always want to be there by your side and make sure you are okay. A Maddox is very overprotective with friends and family. A Maddox falls in love with the person who treats them nicely. It also depends on their sexuality. A Maddox is usually a nerd or a gamer or both if you are lucky. A Maddox is usually very smart with good grades or a good job. A Maddox does have a tendency to be annoying or weird. But it’s what makes a Maddox a Maddox. They will make sure you are okay no matter how stubborn you are. If you know a Maddox or have a Maddox in your life, hold them tight and never let go. Also give them a hug and check up on them, trust me they will need it. These are the things I have learned from having a Maddox in my life.
Person 1: Who is the kid who is always talking or being nerdy.
P2: It’s Maddox , they are always like that.
Maddox by Savagecloud64 April 30, 2022
funny guy, sprouted a group of menopausal dickless shits named the Mothers Against Maddox.
(on giving babies hot sauce:)

At first he liked it, but then he started to cry. So then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.

heh maddox is a funny guy
maddox by farkle October 17, 2007
Maddox is the nicest boy you will ever meet. He will love you forever. NEVER EVER let him go. Maddox is my life. I was down it the dumps and u was depressed then i met him. Now im the happiest ive ever been in my life. If you ever meet a maddox DO NOT LET HIM GO OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
Maddox by Breeschommer December 14, 2019
The biggest and most successful internet troll in existence.
Examples of Maddox's article titles:

- Going to Thailand? Don't forget your jackass discount card.

- Things Elizabeth Smart could have done to escape her captors.

- A shampoo recommendation for cry-baby pussies (new hate mail).

- My balls are huge.

- The Matrix: Revolutions is boring and shitty.
Maddox by Barry Navarro February 19, 2009
When someone calls you a Maddox it simply means you have a massive cock
Typically around 23-45 inches long
Yo dude I think that guy is a total Maddox
I can see his massive dick through his pants!
The ruler of the universe

Check "ownage"

Maddox the pirate writes on his website about all the things you can think of, and he's always right.
Maddox the pirate will stick a boot up anyones ass, especialy Orbitz.
Maddox by Anonymous21 July 19, 2008