mach alot

To drive so fast that no one can believe that you got there that quickly.

Holy shit! How did you get back from the store so soon? How fast where you going?

The speedometer was reading Mach alot!

by eat my ass! October 8, 2015

mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.

Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.

by chumbus123 March 2, 2018

Ich mach dich pepsi!

Ich mach dich pepsi! Is a german expression used when you are on your way killing someone in a video game.

Lorenz (looking at a an enemy): "Ich mach dich pepsi!"
Enemy: **confused screaming**

by Schloch December 13, 2022

Mach 1 700

A sled that doesn't have an 809, because who would put an 809 in tbh.

Oh no, my 850 and my 4 stroke got dirty gaped by a Mach 1 700 without an 809. Oh no!!

by peterdyck December 25, 2021

Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

Mach Honda

A high speed in America, triple digits in the customary system. When a regular car hits 100 miles per hour.

Driver: *is speeding* "That's Mach Honda."
Passenger: "What?"
Driver: "105. 110. 115."
Passenger: "We're gonna fucking die."

by lilsisterfigure on IG June 10, 2022

Mach Fuck

Used to describe the absolutely ridiculous speed of something.

Often used in a joking manner in order to enhance the humor of a joke.

Most notably used to describe the speed of a well known manhole cover that a nuclear experiment launched into space.

An alien army got wrecked by a manhole cover traveling at mach fuck!

I love when someone hits me with a kraber while traveling at mach fuck.

by Kilominum June 21, 2025