My shitty heart 

Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.

Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"

That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!

My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!

My shitty heart by Cuteaholic September 25, 2019

Twist and rip my fucking heart out 

Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.

Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.

Twist and rip my fucking heart out by crazyloser2285 November 17, 2021

My actual heart 

When something really sweet happens and you don’t feel like saying something super long to show your in awe

*two people kiss* “ my actual heart”

My actual heart by Imqueenfb June 19, 2019

My Percy saw heart 

If you say it fast to someone it sounds like "My pussy so hot".

Person 1: Say, "My Percy saw heart".

Person 2: My pussy so hot

My Percy saw heart by LeilaSP February 25, 2019

Heart dropped out of my booty hole 

When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.

Omg, my heart dropped out of my booty hole.

Heart dropped out of my booty hole by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023

from my cold, dead heart 

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

from my cold, dead heart by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021

my hearteu is omg 

My hearteu is omg is the feeling when you're exposed to BTS being cute , hot , weird , you name it . When you feel my hearteu is omg you'll probably need to get a tissue for a nose bleed or go to the hospital for that seizure . And when my hearteu is omg you'll know it instantaneously as the feeling is overwhelming . Bcus the pain of being an international army is jamless and if you've seen them face to face you're probably blessed with 9999999999999999999999999999999999 billion years of goodluck , weirdness , beauty , Smartness , cuteness , good at everything-ness ,sunshine and swag .

I jhope you have a jibootyful day . string power thank you

Watching youtube : *BTS' body rolls*

Army : *makes inhumane noises then faints*

*at the hospital*

Doctor : What happened ?

Friend : She's been exposed to BTS' body rolls !

Doctor : Oh No ! This is a severe case of My hearteu is omg !

my hearteu is omg by Theimmortalnightingale April 18, 2018