Soggy lunchbox

Code word for blowjob, not to be confused with sonky lunchbox, which is where you shove a nike lunchbox up some girl's pussy

"Bro, my uncle made me give him a soggy lunchbox last weekend."

by beanconsumer6969 April 17, 2019

hot lunchbox

Where cling film is placed in the mouth of a man/woman, while a man takes a steaming shit into their mouths, then receives oral sex in his own shit. Yum

Phwooar that smells like shit, it is shit, oh good.

by Ethan Muse May 10, 2005

stinky lunchbox

You are doing a girl from behind...then you pull out with some brown on your cock and she deep throats it...AFter which she pukes and then she has the option to sit on it or enjoy it as seconds.

(if done early in the morning just call it breakfast in bed)
(if done when the sun is down it is known as a dirty dinner)

Hey Birtha "you hungry"?
"No I'm good Jerry, why"?
"Cause hunny I was gonna give you a stinky lunchbox."
"Well in that case I am starving...come and get my browneye sugar."

by Smellytits March 8, 2010

Wisconsin Lunchbox

1. When you put a peanut butter and jelly sandwich down a girls snatch, remove it, and enjoy the juicy goodness; or
2. A delicious consisting Amaretto, orange juice, and Blue Moon.

I gave my girlfriend a Wisconsin Lunchbox, then I washed it down with a Wisconsin Lunchbox.

by Jimmy, Elan, and Ben January 14, 2007

lunchbox head

someone with a square haid like a lunchbox

you can't talk , when u was younger your mum must of dropped you n your head or summin for it to be that square, maybe you grew up with a lunchbox or a box on your head to get it into that shape. what food have you got in your lunchbox head

by blinkey92 November 16, 2006

turkish lunchbox

when a female's breasts are pooped on and then she is wrapped up in a shower curtain

I cant believe you shit on the girls chest and then wrapped her in a shower curtian, what an awesome turkish lunchbox

by lunchbox giver October 4, 2008

lunchbox lancer

lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army.

“Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”

by Anonymous September 2, 2003