whatever lifts your luggage

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat."

"That gay hooker that renowned homophobe Dr. Rekers hired when he went overseas is not cute at all, but, whatever lifts your luggage."

by ThatsTooBad May 05, 2010

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 20, 2010

kentucky luggage

when you sleep with a guy and he shits the bed

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage

by fjk4573 December 14, 2024

Put luggage in your room

The act of fornicating in someone's hotel room; preferably with hotel staff.

The bellhop thought that Tony was hot and so offered to put luggage in your room.

by glx October 31, 2011

Carryon luggage

When you're plowing a girl in the ass, and you then proceed to stick your balls in her pussy.

Dude, I totally brought some carryon luggage last night with that girl from the party.

by JonnyRockett August 07, 2019

nuggage luggage

a bag for your weed

just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 02, 2019

Luggage

Refers to former bag carrier Farrah Franklin. She left her luggage at the airport and Beyonce suggested that she should go get it and while Farrah insisted that it was no point. Luggage was in the group for 6 months after Letoya and Latvia was fired and decided to quit only to go back and bad mouth Beyonce. The bey hive now refer Farrah as the girl who carried Beyonce luggage, luggage girl, or simply just luggage.

Beyonce: You might go straight to the airport

Luggage: I don't have no luggage

Beyonce: its better for you to go home than to not have luggage

by sheesh!! September 11, 2023