lodge life

The art of attending a ski trip with zero intention to ski. The whiskey, truffle, hot chocolate shuffle. The hot toddy warm body. Cabin dreamweaver

“Hey are you gonna hit the slopes today? Have an extra lift ticket”
“Nah, I’m about that lodge life today. Gonna stick a 30 rack in the snow and figure out how to start this hot tub”

by CSmoothWithTheWristBoy December 17, 2018

Ski lodge

When a girl trades between guy on a regular basis

That girl is a ski lodge

by Penīs licker January 6, 2019

Lodged

The act of terrorising your family so they cower in the bathroom all weekend so you can watch the football in peace

Dave: "I watched all the games in peace this weekend"
Phil: "Didn't your wife and kids annoy you?"
Dave: "Nah....I lodged them"

by TheNRLRoast May 9, 2018

Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016

Lodge

Saying you'll go/be at a place or party only to dog the boys and not show at all.

Old mate isn't coming tonight, pulling a "lodge"

by Incredibat December 22, 2020

podge lodge

a family of people with the unfortune to be fat by genetics, often resulting with genetic diseases like diabetes and heart problems

Margie's from a serious podge lodge. Even her 13 year old sister is over 200 pounds.

Though Jack himself was skinny, he married the obese Lisa and they happily raised a podge lodge together.

by pedobear3586 February 23, 2011

Lodge Fags

People that participate in secret societies that meet in lodges that commit homosexual acts as part of their blackmailing process for continued membership. ( e.g. Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)

Lodge: a branch or meeting place of an organization such as the Freemasons.
"the foundation of the Grand Lodge of England"

I don't associate with lodge fags. (Freemasons, Jesuits, Kabalists, etc)

by anonymous January 20, 2024