pimp loaf

A legendary secret held by the space-age group, the Battalion. Legend has it that nibbling on the pimp loaf while watching the bountiful eroticism of a longhorn steer is truly the immortal technique.

Battlalion Member: Pimp up the shrimp cup and nibble on the pimp loaf, m'friar!
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?

by jamesjones3 June 7, 2017

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

by Gilchrispy December 18, 2012

Bake a Hot Loaf

To brew up and take massive shit.

I’m going to be late for work today cause imma bout to bake a hot loaf.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018

Loafy

Being incredibly drunk

Shit lads, I am completely loafy. Let's get some double cheese burgers.

by Sonic ears February 21, 2011

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009

loafin

When someone is taking their sweet time. Lazing around. Causing someone else to wait.

Yo, why you loafin? I've been waiting out here for 20 minutes!

by LumberJak May 3, 2006