Lanse

To release; to write; undefinable.

Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3?

by Gideon311 March 30, 2009

Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.

The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".

by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004

ft. lauderdale

Place known for mis-shapen tits

The pic above if you couldn't tell. "ft. lauderdale is the home of mis-shappen tits"

by Jamiexyz2 September 7, 2007

lasersharking

Combining two things that are cool on there own to make something stupid.

like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!

guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."

by alex the greater November 30, 2006

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021

fort lauderdale

THE SH*T!

city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..

you: hey what part of fort lauderdale do you live in?

me: Coral Springs, you?.

you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.

me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(

by Vanessa babii February 23, 2009

grant larsen

a sexy man beast high school student that gets every lady in sight

youd be cooler if you were Grant Larsen

by ravi guadwani April 13, 2005