Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

On Larson

What your supposed to put it on at all times.

I put that On Larson

by …..—— January 27, 2023

Pulling a Larson

When you go over to someone's house, then take a fat, disgusting shit in said person's washroom.

I think Chad's dad was listening to me pulling a larson in his queen mary

by Turd Ferguson17 January 17, 2011

Brie larson

Another term for terrorist

Brie larson should be deported

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

taking a larson

Taking a shit.

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson

by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019

Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.

Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.

by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016