LANmine

Ego personified

by Mati August 23, 2003

Land Mine Fart

When the steanch a fart is embedded into a seat until someone disturbs that smell to cause it to leak out moments later. In similar fasion to a real land mine

So, I was hanging with my girlfriend yesturday and I laid a land mine fart in her couch. Later on her sister sat there and she got tottaly blamed for it!

by R.T. Foster, II October 28, 2007

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017

Samoan land mine

A large dump

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"

by ndm1598 November 9, 2014

belgian landmines

Undetected dogshit. Poop waiting to attack your shoe.

Watch out! the owner has a dog. Be careful of the Belgian landmines

by real123 July 12, 2006

Land Mine

A thin ugly chick.

Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.

by ronniejerseyshorewow July 30, 2010

landlined

adjective: a circumstance in which the user of a cell phone, dispossessed of the use of the cell phone for any reason, must resort to the use of a hard-wired communication device.

Once I saw "Technical issue: Return to place of purchase for repair" on my Blackberry screen, I knew I had been landlined.

by MrKaminsky April 26, 2010