Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

Lance

A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.

"Lance is so hot! I want him!"
"Too bad your not a cheerleader!"

by Vector's Daddy November 21, 2019

Lance

The name lance means a gay bottom aka a twink. When someones name is lance they are most likely a twink and shall be referred to that way. The twinkiest combined last name would be lotts. Lance A lotts slayer of dragons and men.

“Oh look theres lance”

“Lance lotts”?
“Yeah”
“ Oh damn hes the biggest twink ever”

by Cronkbeech October 17, 2019

Lance

Tall Person That is Horrible at spelling

You spell like lance

by ChickenIsGood6969 March 7, 2019

Lance

A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top

Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!

by DankToyota April 28, 2019

Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context

“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”

by bootypringles September 15, 2019

Lance

a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time

makaylah: Hey boyfriend Lance

by handleiskassidy.r2006 September 6, 2019