lag

The scapegoat for bad players skill and/or rage.

Damn lag... OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, WHAT A FUCKING LAGSWITCH! I'M REPORTING YOU!

by FPS Matthew May 25, 2010

Lag

What newbs do in online games.

Newb - "Omfg, I swore I killed you!"
John - "No, you're lagging shit balls, newb".

by NewbKilla November 25, 2009

lag

Something that plagues people in first world countries everyday by slightly inconveniencing them.

"The lag today is awful, I can't do anything on the internet!"

by Words and such. February 20, 2015

Lags

Lags is the mixed word of "fat" and "legs" therefore "fat legs"

1. "Oh my God! That lady over there is so obese! Look at those lags covered in cellulite and dimples!"
2. "My lags hurt from walking to school, I'm going to get a ride home."
3. "Get the hell off my bus, fatass! You need to walk the fatness off your LAGS!" -Bus driver Tom

by OhEmmGee April 18, 2009

lag

slowing of a server because a n00b's computer sucks.

n00b:OMG WTF!? m4d lag!!!
Me: STFU! y0ur c0/\/\p j|_|5t s|_|cks.

by dthhand5 April 25, 2007

Lag

Someone who is not quite a slag. but is a lag.
commonly used when a person forgets to put the "S" on the beginning of the word.

Hey you, your a LAG.

(confuses the reader)

by LizzyG March 1, 2008

Lag

a feeling you get when stoned

"hey i smoked so much weed, im soo lag at the moment"

by baleh sima August 20, 2011