the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap

I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.

by baabaam May 14, 2022

Dripping like a knackered fridge

A lady, young or otherwise in a state of high arousal.....often used in N.E Scotland.

Thon Quine wis richt horny, she wis dripping like a knackered fridge.
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “

by Sweet JB October 20, 2020

Tapper knacker

When a women taps the knacker sack with her index finger.

Boo can you tapper knacker me please

by The knacker tapper September 13, 2021

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut July 1, 2015

Knackers

Knackers is if something is Crazy/Horrible
Knackers can also be if someone is Crazy/Weird.

"Did you see that homeless guy shooting up heroin in the parking garage?"

"I did. He's proper knackers mate"

by ProperMate April 13, 2022

thwacker knackered

To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation

She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.

by roborabbit August 16, 2010