kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

by two blonds May 14, 2017

Kiddos

KIDDOS a person who ate my soup then spitted it on my other friend

Kiddos- i will never forgive him for wasting my soup 😡😡😡😡😡😡

by H IS A GOOD WORD RIGHT November 23, 2021

Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

kiddious

a word that can be used for anything

tom is such a kiddious

by rover1418 June 9, 2023

Kiddywinkles

The most uncringe noun possible via human expression.

‚I said lets go kiddywinkles’

by Lanky slavic man August 4, 2023

Kiddywinkles

The most uncringe noun via human expression

I said lets go kiddywinkles

by Lanky slavic man August 4, 2023

skiddy kiddy

Skiddy kiddy is usually a name given to people who cannot handle there poop and poop in very weird places some time bed the louge floor there girlfriends mouths and very weird places this skiddy is in reference to the poo and kiddy is to demonstrate these people have the mental age of a 4 year old

“Hey it’s zak he’s a skiddy kiddy he poop in his gfs mouth”

by Kemmerson February 5, 2018