sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 8, 2022

Dirty Kazoo

When you take a Kazoo and stick it up your butt and then fart making the kazoo noise

My girlfriend asked to me to play a song so I used my dirty kazoo

by Ric Spade January 23, 2021

molly kazoo

A “donkel” providing such ecstasy to the recipient that they receive a momentary high, similar to the emotional response of molly

I got pieced up by a crazy molly kazoo last night.

by Teddy Ham June 19, 2024

Kazoo Kazoo

The sound of a heavy machine gun charging/firing.

That minigun went kazoo kazoo!

by opinionatedash July 30, 2023

Kazoo

Better known as Kaz Brekker or Dirtyhands, a gang leader in Ketterdam. Nina likes to call him this.

“Who’s that, Nina?”

“That’s Kazoo David Brekker. He thinks his hair is cool, it’s not.”

“Right-“

by jesperfaheylobebot July 11, 2021

Kazoo

1. An instrument

2. A person with a crippling fear of insects, fights their siblings and torments their discord friends, is epic at singing but overall a very funny and great person to hang around

Person 1: Ayo is that Kazoo over there?
Person 2: I think so?
Person 1: Oh shit we gotta scram and fast!

by Daracoon911 July 24, 2021

backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021