Dirty Kazoo

When you take a Kazoo and stick it up your butt and then fart making the kazoo noise

My girlfriend asked to me to play a song so I used my dirty kazoo

by Ric Spade January 23, 2021

Kazoo xiao

doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

A: Hey dude whats your favorite genshin character
B: Kazoo xiao
A: Bro what

B:doododo You wake to a knife at your throat, if monster dig their claws in you dodododo when death comes knocking at your door dododdoo call out my nameeeeee doodod ADEPTUS XIAOO dododo i will be HEREEE dododo when you CALL

by LvvlyyKleeetf February 15, 2022

Kazoo

1. An instrument

2. A person with a crippling fear of insects, fights their siblings and torments their discord friends, is epic at singing but overall a very funny and great person to hang around

Person 1: Ayo is that Kazoo over there?
Person 2: I think so?
Person 1: Oh shit we gotta scram and fast!

by Daracoon911 July 24, 2021

kazoo

kazoo's are amazing a mad lad known as jacksucksatlife is a kazoo god! kazoos are godly.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh thats a nice kazoo!

by Kazoo'sAreGr8 November 6, 2019

backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021

The kait in kazoo

The kid who makes forts in closet because they’re gay

Person A:gay

Person B:your also gay

Person C:STOP!no more bully

Both person A and B:omg it’s the kait in kazoo

Person C:that’s right!i put kaitkazoo for milkayz contact so his parents won’t find out because I don’t know reason why!and I never eververevrevreververververevrevrevrevrer EVER said

Poopy doo doo shart…hehe

by Not milkayz December 2, 2021

Woo Hoo Kazoo

A rare nickname for a Meth Pipe, other names include Glass Barbecue, See-through Didgeridoo

Oi c*nt, ya see Damo last noight playin' on the Woo Hoo Kazoo? He stole me Goon Bag, crashed me Commodore and shagged ya misso straight after.

by Jordy_Gazza34 December 26, 2021