Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer

When a girl lays under a guy and the guy sprays diharrea all over the chick!

Last night, I gave hannah a Russian Crumpet Hole Juicer. It was Sickkk!

by Ryan and Ricemaster-X January 14, 2009

Juicer Bacon Pickle Fart

what you are when you disgrace someone in front of your friends/family because they will never love you the same

He acted like a real juicer bacon pickle fart at the football games yesterday

by Satanic Prisoner April 4, 2009

pimp juicer

the act of a person being with two or more people but still single. derived from , "pimp juice running through my veins."

"damn that guys a pimp juicer." he's with so many women right now.

by Aredal July 11, 2010

jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.

Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!

by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010

shaft juicer

A really wet fuck

I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!

by chisel chest May 17, 2014

Poo Juicer

Noun colloquial ~ A person or individual who like the appliance (A juicer) spews forth and unending barrage of pulp consisting of useless, mind boggling excrement sufficient enough to render the recipient/victim unconscious.

Primary use - Insult " You f**king Poo Juicer! ".

In conversation - " He was a right f**king Poo Juicer ".

Statement /declaration - " I'm a f**king Poo Juicer ".

by Elrond The Jedi Vulcan Of Zuul August 29, 2016

Juicer

Someone who squeezes stuff out of their friends through constant whining and passive aggressive complaining.

Dude stop being a juicer, i know you have money for taco bell, im not giving you any.

by The Real Ariana Grande December 3, 2018