Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

Joshing my bagels by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011

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Juliet Joslin

Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.

Oh my god, i hate Juliet Joslin, i thought Julian was going to marry ME!

Juliet Joslin by SophXxx August 13, 2006

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joshing • joshin • Joshin with caution • JOSHING IT • Joshina • Joshin' it up • Joshinite • Joshiny • Joshin’ • Joshin' De Kock

joshna

the most beautiful souple ment to be that needs to date and will melt ur heart by watching them

did u see joshna talk to eachother today

joshna by sdjdhsjdhgj May 5, 2018

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Joskin

North-Walian term used in both English and Welsh to describe anyone from a rural or farming background. It is used both affectionately and in a derogatory way depending on the audience.

Like many such terms it has been reclaimed by out and proud "joskins".

He's a right joskin - he's got a tractor and everything.

Joskin by Urban Welshman July 18, 2009