Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.

“Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”

by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022

Jort

jort is someone who is yoghhurt

that dude looks like jort.

by ur jort January 1, 2022

Jort

kkr djalla

Hey look at that Jort over There!, he's such a kkr djalla

by Frankerkanker January 10, 2022

National Jort day

National jort day is on may 26

person: What do i wear today?
you: Jorts and a bb simon belt
person: Why?
you: It’s national jort day

by Luckis gut May 26, 2022

Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.

I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!

by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

jorts gate

an argument between the infamous tana mongeau and brooke schofield at a convention

“do you remember jorts gate?”
“what?”
“like… tana and brooke? yk? like ‘NINE IS CRAZY’ ‘OH SORRY EIGHT!’”

by orodicidiwjnricc July 15, 2025