He is probably asian but also a really friendly person. dont think that he's a stereo type asian because he is not. he is loyal, handsome, and he can actually really smart like all asians. has almost no rivals when it comes to getting girls. he may also be really athletic.
girl one: is that Johnathan Hsu?
girl two: you can definately tell by his handsome face and musclular arms!
girl three: I know, he is making me so horny that want to fuck him instantly!
girl one and girl two: No! He is mine!
P.S. These are hella hot girls, they are not asian.
girl two: you can definately tell by his handsome face and musclular arms!
girl three: I know, he is making me so horny that want to fuck him instantly!
girl one and girl two: No! He is mine!
P.S. These are hella hot girls, they are not asian.
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