When you see clothing so bad, you can't help but doubletake.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.

Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
by RayBeaverFaceFixMyPrinter August 28, 2007
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A woman who's talent and skill go beyond the comprehension of the norm. A woman with an audience that spans generations. She has been in show business since 1957 and is still popular to this day. I shining star, a beacon in the she is a goddess in the singing world. She is beautiful on the inside and very charitable to the world. She is amazing, fantastic, fabulous. Her singing voice (ranged between an E3 and a G5) is so very unique. She happens to be one of the few singer/actress's who has ever won an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony) and won and Academy Award for her very first motion picture. She is an inspiration.
Barbra Joan Streisand is a renaissance woman, a very diverse individual.
by 12tigersis12 December 4, 2010
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When a male gets fucked by his best friends mom (with a strap-on) while his best friend watches and gets off on it.
Mike been on the edge of his seat all day, with hopes of going over to Collins for a few man-joans.
by Robby Sex March 27, 2003
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A beautiful girl with dirty blonde hair, soft lips, she is so perfect. She is kind, bitchy sometimes, gorgeous, hot, and everything about her is perfect her hair, nose, eyes, body, personality. She is smart sometimes and is a really good kisser. She is a faggot, but so am I at least for her. Nina is the best person you’ll ever meet.
Nina Joan 🦖 is so hot.
by Geralddaddy123 March 30, 2023
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A rundown church that is somehow managed to be called a school even though it’s closer to a prison. In library class, yes I said class, we taste books. In gym we gym we get beat up by squishy mushrooms. And we wear potato sacks as “uniforms”. I didn’t even mention that the middle schoolers are kept in the basement, the “guidance counselor” is in a van, and instead of having an auditorium there is a stage in the cafeteria.
St Joan of Arc School is literally hell, I swear to god if u don’t believe me just take a second just a second in that place.
by Uhhhhhokthen March 12, 2019
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Just your average shitty school that wants us to fail our GCSEs because of their untrained teachers. Not to mention they want all the girls to look like nuns and the boys to look like priests. You may find a tiny lady with a lesbian haircut who goes around acting like she runs the school with her purple cards. One phrase you may hear alot "tie your hair up" or even "roll that skirt down." You may find that causal bald gay music teacher who also thinks he runs the school, lowkey looks like he has scoliosis. He doesn't like it when you speak and may come across the occasional voice crack when shouting at us. Finally the bald geography teacher who doesn't really teach but stands at the canteen door shouting at everyone to unzip their jackets or you have to carry them. Also we have gone from baskets to trays and our school is completely broke.
Slag 1: "What shitty school is that"
Slag2: "thats Saint Joan of Arc School"
by HeadsOrTails January 29, 2020
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