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your mother yes she was a lady

jesus is your mother

by Gman312 June 2, 2019

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jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.

girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes

by jesus646 October 8, 2018

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FUCK!!! jesus is shit mang

i just took a fucking jesus

by medical doser!!! March 18, 2020

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Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.

Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.

by ali gonzales January 4, 2018

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A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.

Jesus is an amazing person

by anàsdkk366 April 8, 2018

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