jesus

A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.
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fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
jesus is not anyone savior
by jesus in name we say faggot December 26, 2020
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jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.
girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes
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your mother yes she was a lady
jesus is your mother
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jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱
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Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.
by ali gonzales January 04, 2018
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a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.
ya'll need jesus!!!!
by kitty kat >:) October 22, 2015
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