jelly

a nickname for someone named Kelly, who is a big whore, who thinks she's fat when she really isnt.

Jelly said, "I dont care who you are, if you make out with your best girl friend, you are a LESBIAN!"

jellyjellyjellyjellyjellyjellyjellyjelly

by LC January 29, 2005

jelly

when someone punches or kicks one of your limbs until you cant feel it any more.

nah no another jelly!!!

by jelly giver March 03, 2004

Jelly like a jelly fish

A phrase used by Sid Sandinista to describe how jelly he is of somebody or something.

Sid: Whoa dude, you got to see Reel Big Fish last night?
Andy: Yeah man, you jelly?
Sid: Yeah, I'm jelly like a jelly fish.
Andy: That's pretty jelly.

by Larry Adams January 01, 2012

gyna jelly

Vaginal mucous

Bart: " Hey, wanna smell my finger? I gots me some gyna jelly".

by Mr.Tissue February 02, 2018

desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

by potato goddess September 30, 2020

Dalad Jelly

It is a special type of jelly utilized in a wide variety of situations.

They generally come in two types:
Healing
and
Dessert

Oh! Man, dude, look! Dalad Jelly! Fuck yeah give a scoop

by DaladJellyMan November 02, 2012

Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.

I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.

by M Fartz October 17, 2010