Jake

the...um, dreamiest, sweetest, most ignorant guy. Even through ignorance, he's the best friend ANYONE could have. He's got the biggest heart, and softest soul. A poet and a perfect athlete. The b-e-s-t lover.

OMG Jakerrrz, awesome man! xD

by Teddilynnn October 06, 2008

Jake

Not cool, Lame, trying to hard

(Originated in Cleveland )

When the meat head in the gym ask you to have sex in the cardio room you walk away. “super jake”.

by LandM September 27, 2018

Jake

A Fucking idiot

Man Jake's a fucking idiot

by The fucking idiot October 30, 2018

jake

the police.

we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.

by xtended klip aka lil logan August 15, 2002

jake

may be one of the most popular boy names around.
means that they are very caring, awesome, and fly.
not easily angered.

Woah, his name is jake, he must be cool.

by Shanaynay Jones May 26, 2007

Jake

The Sexiest guy ever. Quarter back of the football team. A hottie with a body and a cutee with a booty. He is nice. if you dont love jake you dont love anyone.

oh wow!!! he's definintally a jake.

by Baybay who loves her jakee poo October 29, 2008

Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.

Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked

by awesimo April 24, 2010