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Northern Ireland

a great wee country that needs no definition if you've been there!

i'm born and bred in Norn Iron and am proud of it! all the English that comment on Northern Ireland who haven't even been here need to wise the bap and shut up!

not everyone in Northern Ireland are terrorists or chavs or spides or drug dealers! Every country has freaks, we may have had problems in the past, but have you seen what's going on in London at the minute?

OH yeah, AND LAY OFF OUR FRY UP!!!!
THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST IS FAR INFERIOR TO THE ULSTER FRY!!!!!
have you ever had a proper Ulster Fry?????
I don't think so!! don't slag it till you try it!

but it really does have some greaat things going on....come and see for yourselves!!!
We're from Norn Iron and are well proud!
We're not Brazil we're Northern Ireland!
Ulster til we die!
by Emma and Sarah September 25, 2007
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James Ireland

Someone who prefers sexual Interaction with a Dog rather than a Woman.

Also Known as : Pedigree's Chum , Dog Fucker.
Would rather have a poodle in his bed than carmen electra.
by Sam Hayes April 5, 2005
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northern ireland

Noun: A distinct political unit, for all intents and purposes a country in its own right, located at the top north-east corner of the island of Ireland, comprised of six of the nine counties of Ulster.

Also known as God's Own Country or God's Chosen Six Counties, generically as Ulster or the Province, and most often shortened in literature to Norn Iron. A little country of a mere 1.5 million people, where job opportunities and social cohesion are so absent that most of the population drinks heavily and hates everyone else.

Vodka is cheap here, as is beer, thank god.

Northern Ireland contains everything that is good about the island of Ireland. The Northern Irish people have a dark self-deprecating sense of humour. We also beat England in 2005 in a football match and we'll never let them forget it.

Lots of people in Northern Ireland are inbred. Guinness tastes better up here, too.

Northern Ireland has many enemies in the wider world, but mostly they are just haters, jealous of Our Wee Country.
Foreigner : Northern Ireland? Never heard of it.
Me : It's fulla wankers mate. But it's home.

"We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland"
(popular football song)

Northern Ireland. The home of tatty bread and brown lemonade.
by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006
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aaron ireland

a person who knows how to have a good laugh and always there for people when they are down! he is such an amazing friend and would do anything for everyone, but sometimes people with the name ''aaron ireland'' are fat lol. love ya xxxxxxxxxx
by cvvvb September 17, 2011
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James Ireland

A term used to describe someone so unbelievably amazing, intelligent, witty and well endowed it's beyond human comprehension
"Hey, have you seen that guy? He's such a James Ireland"
"Hell fuckin' yeah!"
by Gary Hilsden October 25, 2009
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Northern Ireland

Probably the best country in the world beautiful scenery and filled with beautiful people, We have had our share of violent trouble in the past but now we have put that behind us and hope to never travel that dark road again
"The Titanic was built in Northern Ireland"

"The troubles"

"Home of the spides and millies"

"Catholics and Protestants"

"IRA and UVF"
by Harry69 January 11, 2010
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northern ireland

messed up by England's plantation in the 1600's.
look, it's Northern Irland.
by Cailín beag June 14, 2003
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