backseat meat

The act of someone eating or beating someone else's meat in the backseat of a car.

Stoner Dude 1 : Dude I was in an uber with my girl on the way to the weed shop and we got hella bored so I gave her some backseat meat and she took it like a boss until the uber driver made us get out of the car and we had to walk to the smokeshop naked!
Stoner Dude 2 : Dude no fuckin way!!! know take a hit from dis bong

by Pussy Licker 69 420 September 27, 2019

Buddah in the backseat

Someone who is so in touch with who they are, someone so uneffected by outside forces, someone who spreads as much good karma as possible, and someone who is so peaceful and kind that people say that they've got Buddha in the Backseat. It takes a cultured and uneffected person to earn this status.

Mike: Man, Robert just gave a hobo 50 bucks, gave an injured man a ride home, donated his salary for this month to the red cross, and adopted a starving Nigerian baby. Hes definetly got Buddha in the backseat.

by Crapspatula June 04, 2005

backseat mothering

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.

I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.

by Darien October 05, 2005

backseat rider

A girl who pretends to be crunk just for the excuse to hook up with a guy in his car. These hookups tend to be a one time thing, and they never conversate again because of strange things the girl and guy did that would be embarrassing to discus. Usually this is a mentality of a group of friends rather than a single person.

Andy: So I left with her after the party and we just hung out.

Sarah: Yeahhhh, don't lie, everybody knows that she is a backseat rider.

by Hahahano April 04, 2006

Backseat Douche

The equivalent of a backseat driver, for any other scenario.

Guy 1: yo you should move the camera over there instead for the next shot.

Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.

Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better

by Wudafuxup February 05, 2011

Backseat Dealer

One who offers unsolicited advice in regards to drug dealing. Often times the backseat dealer believes that he has the definitive solutions to all his dealer buddy's cash flow issues.

Stop being a backseat dealer dude! I understand the art of selling.

by CrementosRex July 09, 2010

the backseat lovers

the most underrated band ever

definitely deserve more attention

very vibey

"this song is awesome, whos it by"
"the backseat lovers"

by Lolzgirlz December 02, 2020