Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021

Slag Heap

A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.

"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"

"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."

When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"

by SliddenMeaning March 18, 2022

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Heaps on

To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand

Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once

by abraveman September 28, 2021

hoarder heap

Large pile of useless and un-used things that have found a place that neither they belong to nor any coherent order by which they were placed while physically located as a homogenous group of items that have endearment value to the collector.

I stopped over at Matt's house but had to turn back once I realized I would run out of oxygen trying to scales his hoarder heap. I saw a few bodies scatters on my way up the trail. I guess at that altitude when you you have not prepared properly at base camp the trek can be especially dangerous even in the off season. Crazy what some people go through to savior a memory.

by Ankle-sprain December 31, 2021