dirty ipad kid 

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone

Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”

dirty ipad kid by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021

cheeto ipad kid 

its where a kid gets all their crusty dusty musty cheeto dust on their ipad

“jimmy, you are a cheeto ipad kid”
“mommeh im only 3 what do you expect “

cheeto ipad kid by xanyue March 15, 2022

Crusty iPad Kid 

That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.

Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)

Crusty iPad Kid by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022

greasy ipad kid 

an intense short, fat 200 pound kid who rocks back an fourth annoying everyone who comes in their way. Most kids below the age of 10 come to the disease know as the IPad kid disease. Most people are annoyed by an iPad kids existence. An iPad kid gets most of their exercise by typing all day in their greasy ipad and whines to their mother to buy an oculus to became a monster, a greasy ipad kid and a gorilla tag kid.

Greasy IPad kid: mom I need a new iPad it only costs 29.56 dollars because I crushed it with my sheer weight of my body.

Mother: I hate these greasy iPad kids.

greasy ipad kid by quanlingling_finglemingle May 11, 2022

Greasy iPad kid 

Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.

There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down

Greasy iPad kid by Family orgy time August 26, 2023

Normal iPad Kid 

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

Normal iPad Kid by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

Sticky ipad kid 

is roc ge

Adam: Roc always licks people.
Oliver: It’s cause he’s a sticky ipad kid

Sticky ipad kid by fortnite gamer 135246 August 14, 2021