by I don't like you anymore January 27, 2017
Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
by DoraKnob November 15, 2009
A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.
Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*
Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*
Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
Boy: Do you want to go on a date with me?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?
Girl: I like you like a friend
Boy: friendzoned
Girl: We can still be friends?
by Yeet master in the army November 12, 2017
richie:hey mom what's for dinner.
Mrs. Cunningham:I havent decided what im going to make yet.
Richie:I feel like chicken tonight!(rondulet)
Mrs. C:Sit on it ,its 1964.
Mrs. Cunningham:I havent decided what im going to make yet.
Richie:I feel like chicken tonight!(rondulet)
Mrs. C:Sit on it ,its 1964.
by h-lo August 24, 2004
Kim Namjoon said this during a vlive March 17th 2017. It is a phrase we should all live by honestly.
by Cuddlyfrog223 July 22, 2021
In order to raise awareness for breast cancer women post where they like to have sex as their status on facebook.
I like it on the floor.
I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.
I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.
by enigmaisbetter October 06, 2010