I'll do it tomorrow

Concerned parent: Hey Bill did you do you're homework
Bill: Nah I'll do it tomorrow
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I'll pray for you.

"I completely disagree with you and everything you stand for. However, I will lose any rational argument with you on the topic so I am taking the high-ground and avoiding the discussion while sounding superior."
If you express a rational statement supporting gay rights a religious person might (intelligently) just say "I'll pray for you.".
by Samme December 31, 2012
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i'll cut you

I'll cut you is a term used when someone wishes to acquaint someone's skin with a sharp object, most usually a knife.
Girl 1: "Haha, and I just, like, couldn't believe she said that!"
Girl 2: "If you don't shut up, I'll cut you."
by KristenSaysHi February 03, 2014
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i'll call you

Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'

Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.
After the end of a lousy date, Chandler said to Joanna, "I'll call you," even though he had no intention of calling her.
by Linda Harper August 15, 2004
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I'll show you

Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.
Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"
by unlimitedskilz December 19, 2010
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I'll be right back

The complete opposite of coming RIGHT back.
Sister: "Hey, will you watch child's name while I go to place? I'll be right back.

Me: *waiting for three or more hours*
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I'll call Anderson

A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.
A: I think I'm gonna go take a dump
B: I'll call Anderson
by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020
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