Hogwarts

A school full of magic and love, cheesyness

I am going to hogwaaaaaarts. Hogwarts

by BroadwayFan October 14, 2020

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Get the Hogwartsmug.

Hogwarts Legacy

*Warning: I never played the game itself, but I studied its lore and story.*

The game's story reveals many things:
• How Hogwarts Castle was constructed
• The nature of Ancient Magic: its mystery, beauty and its undelying dangers to the Wizarding World as a whole
• How Ancient Magic almost turn every witch and wizard into husks; and...
• Why only a select few of witches and wizards are capable of seeing traces of Ancient Magic.

This game also got a boycott attempt from Woketards just because the author of the Harry Potter books, JK Rowling said biological sex is real, trans women are not women, and men should not go to women's bathrooms. (Well, all of these are facts.)

And it failed. Spectacularly.

Phyl: Do you play Hogwarts Legacy?
Dyl: Of course! I love Harry Potter and this is the game that I've been waiting for years!
Woketard: You play that game?! Are you a transphobe?! Well OF COURSE YOU ARE, BIGOT!!!!! (Shrieks constantly)
Phyl: Wanna turn "them" into a husk like what Isidora did to her father, Dyl..?
Dyl: Good idea...

by Some Guy in the Tavern January 10, 2024

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