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penguin herd

Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.

They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.

They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.

Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!

Did they make weight??

Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!

What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.

U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!

Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
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Yeti Herding

The act of adding a large amount of stupid, slow or ugly people on a social networking site.
Person 1: Have you seen all those people Alice added? She does not even know them.
Person 2: Yes, she is just Yeti Herding.
by Mr Oops January 11, 2010
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Herd the cats

Taking charge of a project in such a way that

a) all the participants of the project know their exact roles very well and are ready to hit the ground running when the project gets off the ground and underway

b) the project is completed quickly, efficiently and effectively.
Nancy Pelosi was amazing at playing herd the cats when it came to passing legislation favorable to her.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2023
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Nerd Herd

A group of individuals that have nothing better to do rather then staying in classrooms at lunch time.
Dang, y'all a walkin "nerd herd."
by Ella December 6, 2003
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twat herd

(n.) girls that start gossip about another girl losin they virginity
That twat herd over there was startin mad drama when she saw that girl on her knees! The bitch couldn't even walk straight!
by Kunta Kinte Jones March 30, 2007
mugGet the twat herdmug.

Herd immunity

Too many humans, from young ages, are taught to normalise abuse, cruelty, and discrimination of various kinds. While, in recent human history, we have gained awareness about discrimination against our fellow humans, we are still unaware and/or insensitive to discrimination against non-human animals. When you have such a large human animal population that is insensitive to non-human animal cruelty (aka herd immunity), it is hard to have a real, honest conversation about animal rights. For example, animal rights advocates have to explain why sexual assault of non-human animal is cruel. Why taking babies away from mother pigs or mother cows is cruel.
Herd immunity is among the major hindrance for animal rights.
by Social-media Wordsmith May 10, 2020
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Nerd Herd

The Nerd Herd is a group of fans who worship supermegafoxyawesomehot Cameron Mitchell, a sex god incredibly attractive, awkward and charming. They also worship Cameron's bromance with his irish fellow Damian McGinty.

The Nerd Herd can be easily found in a social network called Tumblr, a place whose definition is fucking awesome.

Never underestimate the Nerd Herd.

Never.
-Have you seen the recent posts on Cameron Mitchell on Tumblr?
-I know, the Nerd Herd fans are unstoppable and amazing.

-Nerd Herd, be there or be square!
by lordvoldemort7 August 23, 2011
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