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Hardstuck

"hardstuck" means a player is firmly stuck at a particular rank or Elo level, unable to progress or climb despite numerous attempts.
I'm hardstuck in Iron, I just can't get out after playing so much!
by JustM1 March 9, 2025
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Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.
After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake
by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025
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K-hardstyle

When you hate kpop but loves hardstyle

when you take a random af kpop song and remix it into a hardstyle track so that it sounds better or doing a kpop track with hardstyle elements inside

the music world would be a better place if groups like BTS started doing hardstyle tracks cause why not?
Me : hey check this out i just remixed one of your kpop tracks

*listens*

Friend : wtf is this sounds worse than the original itself

Me : because i hate kpop so much that i just remixed this track to sound as hard as possible to call it K-hardstyle

Friend : fuck off
by nightxmared October 26, 2018
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Ayden Herbster

Strongest sentient human being in all of humanity, has huge cock.
Person 1: don’t mind my obesity, just your everyday ayden herbster
Person 2: wow you must be fit!
by Your mom seth July 20, 2022
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Ethan Herbst

1: Easiest of pickings
2: Only minor on earth to have a mining operation going on, on his chest.
1: Ethan Herbst is easy pickings
2: Ethan has a quarry sized hole on his chest
by The Baxter March 4, 2024
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Stretch Harmstrong Junior

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
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