Mayo handler

Anyone that consorts with hedgefunds and central banks to defraud the public.

Known mayo handler Charles Gasparino likes to lie on TV to retail investors about the stock market.

by Fleshlyte February 20, 2022

elliot handler

The guy who invented Hot wheels remember those toy cars you used to play with as a kid

guy: Hey dude remember Hot wheels
friend: yeah those old toy cars
guy: the guy who invented it (Elliot handler) his wife invented barbie (Ruth handler)
friend: really that's cool

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015

Handler

The girl bestfriend of a twink, hence, “the twink and its handler.” Typically, their job is to keep their twink bestie organized and in order. The prettier the handler, the better.

yo, whose that hot chick james bagged?

first of all, james is gay, and that hot chick is his handler. heard shes single, shoot your shot.

by educatedfag April 10, 2024

brick handler

one who handles bricks, i.e., of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, etc.; someone who deals large quantities of drugs

"That guy makes mad money, he's a straight up brick handler."

"I'm about to get a tattoo of a brick with a handle on it, cause I'm a certified brick handler."

by Père Temps October 28, 2011

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while that person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022