Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Baggage Handler

When a relationship starts great then you realize that person comes with crazy kids and an exes. Since you moved in with your new person you have to deal with all their baggage until the lease is up.

John moved in with Pam things were great ... until Pam’s kids moved in and were diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and now her ex - husband , Nick came over on Christmas. John as to handle all her baggage, John is a baggage handler until the lease is up.

by Lilfapp415 January 7, 2021

Sonic 2 sound test crash handler

Cringe YouTube video

Oh fuck I watched sonic 2 sound test crash handler damn

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015

Handler

The girl bestfriend of a twink, hence, “the twink and its handler.” Typically, their job is to keep their twink bestie organized and in order. The prettier the handler, the better.

yo, whose that hot chick james bagged?

first of all, james is gay, and that hot chick is his handler. heard shes single, shoot your shot.

by educatedfag April 10, 2024

Mayo handler

Anyone that consorts with hedgefunds and central banks to defraud the public.

Known mayo handler Charles Gasparino likes to lie on TV to retail investors about the stock market.

by Fleshlyte February 20, 2022

elliot handler

The guy who invented Hot wheels remember those toy cars you used to play with as a kid

guy: Hey dude remember Hot wheels
friend: yeah those old toy cars
guy: the guy who invented it (Elliot handler) his wife invented barbie (Ruth handler)
friend: really that's cool

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020