ham and sausage sandwich

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina

wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?

by offoluke January 17, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Mark and Tyler made a ham sandwich last night.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018