1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
by PinDarkShadow May 02, 2024
Gooner; a queer man named Nic who beats off in a discord room while fucking his ass with a Butternut Squash.
Person 1: god i love touching myself to the sound of men's voices for hours on end whist fucking my ass with a Butternut Squash. Person 2: Wow! that's such a Nic thing to do you fucking Gooner fag.
by ThatFreak6996 January 06, 2024
1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 20, 2023
by ItsCookz January 10, 2025
An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.
by UniversalTruths December 21, 2024
by oliver sims October 07, 2022
A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon
by erghuij June 29, 2024