cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.

That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!

by Braveheart 16.5% February 10, 2017

buckets and gloves

1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)

Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.

Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves

by sixtynineman June 7, 2018

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

Gelatine Globes

Wobbly Jelly Tits

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 1, 2021

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

by washashoreCC January 23, 2019