Gloss the Meat.

To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.
Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.
by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015
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Get glossed

i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed
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gloss whore

Just a girl who loves her lip gloss
I love being a gloss whore
by Xiophelia March 29, 2022
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albino lip gloss

Barry was making the sex with Tammy, and gave her his albino lip gloss.
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Lip Gloss

Something worn by ugly ass girls because they know they got chappy ass lips so they need bullshit to make themselves look Decent
"Oh my good Mellissa I look so ugly because my lips are dry and chappy"
*Puts on lip gloss*
"THERE THATS BETTER"
by Thatnigga_Meech September 03, 2019
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dip gloss

When said person is dipping, they may spit into a cup. The juice left on their lip is dip gloss
Person 1. Bro are you seriously dipping now?
Person 2. Yeah man
Person 1. Well you better wipe the dip gloss off before you meet her.
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dip gloss

When said person is dipping, they may spit into a cup. The juice left on their lip is dip gloss
Person 1. Bro are you seriously dipping now?
Person 2. Yeah man
Person 1. Well you better wipe the dip gloss off before you meet her.
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