insult for a person ,usually male, who is seen to act in a foolish manner.derives from term fuckwit meaning stupid person with no ability to learn.
local dumbass: oh dear i just walked into a lamp post for the 6th time this week
passer by: fuckwit fred!
passer by: fuckwit fred!
by Jimmy P! February 8, 2005
A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.
Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.
Fact
Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.
Fact
Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'
Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!
Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!
by Dick Fulcrum July 16, 2010
by 499bkcaj July 4, 2017
2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.
yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit
yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit
by One happy speller October 4, 2010
Not only a fuckwit. A massive fuckwit. Powerfully offensive term. Normally they are extremely hard work to be around. You weighed have to remove yourself from their company or knock them out.
‘That guy singing about short people and picking his nose was a deadset fuckwit. About time someone punched him in the face.’
by adirtyword September 4, 2020
by Andy80586 December 22, 2003
A fourbie fuckwit is the shit stain on the ass crack of society. Usually someone with a Ranger thats been lifted with the biggest tyres they could jam under it, fitted with 700kgs worth of accessories including the shittest ebay flares they could find. Driving style is always angry, everyone is in their way and road rules dont apply. Their dreams and aspirations are hoping one day they will get distracted rolling up a dart and smash into a small car killing the entire family because they have turned their car into a battering ram to do sick sand digs on the beach.
Look there's a jacked up 4x4 with bricks for flares hard up my ass weaving around.. yep its a "Fourbie Fuckwit"
by TG45 October 13, 2022