frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well

I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well

by Ismashedurmom April 5, 2017

frozen popsicle

When you pee into a condom and freeze it then shove it up yo girl's pussy.

"Its too warm in here, lets get colder by trying a frozen popsicle."

by Grass is always greener May 30, 2017

Frozen scrat

The act of freezing a dead squirl and using it as a sex toy.

Hey Bill I gave Carla a frozen scrat last night she loved it!

by Cessna blow me December 31, 2015

Frozen Jim

The act of pissing in a condom and freezing it, then having a female masturbate with it while it is frozen.

"Did you know that Rebecca was telling everyone at work that she used a frozen jim last night?"

by thatoneman42069 May 17, 2022

frozen larry

when a girl takes a crap, freezes it and uses it as a dildo

"last night, jenna gave herself a frozen larry."

by art bradford October 5, 2007

frozen eddie

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste

"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"

by Gimply August 24, 2003

frozen orange

When one lesbian puts her hand into a bowl of ice water until it goes numb. Once achieved she then proceeds to fist her girlfriend. Doing this works in two ways: the fister can't feel a thing and the fistee experiences a frozen fist deep inside pussy.

"Baby, I am going to frozen orange you so much you're going to be shivering for a month."

by HoRiver March 8, 2009