A
friendship embargo is an immediate ceasing of all exchange of
friendly gestures, activities, and pleasantries with your near and dear friends. This is typically declared when your friends irritate you, annoy you, offend you or otherwise cause your mood to damper beyond the normal repair.
Francisco: "I declare
friendship embargo!!!!"
Teddly: "Well, looks like Francisco declared
friendship embargo on us. It's ok, it will
end when he realizes he has no other friends."