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The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.
Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..
by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013
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Bruce Forsything

The term Bruce Forsything refers to a sexual act in which a person fully inserts their head into a woman's vagina and puts their fist into the woman's anus so that they are in the well known Bruce Forsyth position. This is Bruce Forsything.
Person 1: My girlfriend and I are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, we have tried the Karma Sutra and various positions and places to do it and nothing is working!?

Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!

Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!
by ProfessorCarnage69 January 29, 2014
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Ignore Furry Rights Day

Ignore Furry Rights Day takes place on 29th of November, a day after the storm, and in which day it is legal for you to pretty much ignore all furry rights (like they had any)
Oliver: " Hey Mark, are you taking part in Ignore Furry Rights Day ?"
Mark: " Wouldn't miss it for the world."
by Not a Canadian thank god November 28, 2021
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Anti-furry

A person who is really hates the furry fandom.
They tend to harrass or try to offend furries.
Anti-furries can be commonly found on discord, either raiding or spying on a server.
"Hey dude, I think the furry server recently got nuked, do you know who did it?"
"Yeah, it was an Anti-furry, he took the whole server down by himself."
by BrightDusty February 18, 2020
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Forrest Dump

When two people defecate simultaneously back to back. Can occur anywhere, not defined by location. Definition comes from the scene when Forrest and Bubba are in Vietnam and sleep back to back. This is the position two people must take in order to share the same toilet, or to poop in an open field with no support structure to lean against.
Jory and I really had to poop but there was only one toilet. We took a quick Forrest Dump before plunging the clearly clogged toilet.
by Gummers Shenanithon November 30, 2011
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Forty Steve

A name used to be called at a friend or person that is too poor or cheap to buy real quality brew and instead he/she grabs malt liquor Forty Ouncers.
Normal person: Yo guy pitch on a 24 with me of like Canadian or Bud or something like that.

Forty Steve: Nah screw that i only got 5 bones im grabbin a forts.

Normal person: ahh fuck off you forty steve! I hope your OE got pissed in by the dirty foreign exchange student OE brewers.
by Esteban Herrera September 7, 2008
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forrest kline

Forrest Kline is the lead singer in an amazing band called Hellogoodbye. He likes to wear short shorts and long socks, from what I've seen. He's from Huntington Beach, California and has an adorable dog named Gordie and a gorgeous girlfriend named Chelsea. Forrest and the rest of Hellogoodbye - Jesse, Marcus and Chris- are amaaaaazingggg!
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?!" "A roman (roaming) catholic!" -Forrest Kline @ a show.
by Hoajdhjfgjsssssk July 18, 2006
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