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forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
by Surimi July 10, 2009
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FORG

A forg is a frog with a 7 foot long dong with a girth of 5 feet. They usually will rape victims within a 100 foot radius, usually in groups of 10 - 69. They are dangerous creatures, and should be avoided at most costs. They will primarily target people named Joe.
The FORGS were after me last night! Sadly I didn’t get away
by HezyCB July 29, 2022
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5 forges

“There are only, like, 5 forges, bro
by oofpuppy April 16, 2024
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