foof

Someone who has no interest in other peoples opinions. ie: "Fresh Out of Fucks"

Joe: Who wears socks with sandals?
Tim: People who are old and foof!

by Rooster_Tooth August 7, 2016

FooF

Flat out of Flour

2020 will be known for more than just the coronavirus covid-19 Great Toilet Paper Panic. 2020 will also be known as the year that one could not find baking yeast or flours throughout the land. Whether for love or money: we were Flat out of Flour... We were FooF.

by Rat Genesis April 18, 2020

Foof

Foof

A stink a stench an odor an unpleasant smell

FOOF
your pubic area smells, foof!

I was third knuckle deep when I got a waft of something foofy.

by Smellygroin November 17, 2020

Foof

(phooph) noun, (phooph-ee) adj- an unpleasantly overpowering floral or sweet smell often associated with old ladies and their houses.

When the old lady who lives next door opens her windows, I can smell the foof from here.

by Molls92 September 11, 2010

Foof

A burn or someone failing hilariously and erupting into figurative flames.

Victim: Hey Eva, how's it going?
*Eva obviously ignores him or walks away*
His buddies: foof!

by Carpedeeznutz June 4, 2018

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025