The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.
The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015
Get the Foof mug.noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose
by Meatsplash June 30, 2015
Get the foof mug.by michael koza June 10, 2019
Get the FooF mug.2020 will be known for more than just the coronavirus covid-19 Great Toilet Paper Panic. 2020 will also be known as the year that one could not find baking yeast or flours throughout the land. Whether for love or money: we were Flat out of Flour... We were FooF.
by Rat Genesis April 18, 2020
Get the FooF mug.by Smellygroin November 17, 2020
Get the Foof mug.Foof is another word for fluff.
Origins: A word accidentally created by @waluigi.no on Instagram after trying to say food
Origins: A word accidentally created by @waluigi.no on Instagram after trying to say food
by Foof Club June 3, 2020
Get the Foof mug.Foof is another word for fluff.
It originated after @waluigi.no on Instagram accidentally mispelled food and instead said good.
It originated after @waluigi.no on Instagram accidentally mispelled food and instead said good.
by Foof Club June 3, 2020
Get the Foof mug.