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cuff-flexing

The process of moving handcuffs from behind your back, to the front of you. This is usually accomplished by sliding the cuffs under ones feet, but can also be accomplished in rare circumstances, by going over ones head.
Tyron: Dude? What are you doing?

Mike: Cuff-flexing. I gotta get these babies in front of me!

Tyron: You gotta be double jointed for that!
by Dr. BeanBag December 20, 2008
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flexi

a flexi is an incredibly gifted female athlete who has extraordinary abilities of contortion, incredible power, amazing speed, extreme aggression, massive sex appeal and an exceptional physique.
holy hell, did you see that roller derby jammer? what a star-studded flexi!

when that flexi body slammed the other player, i thought it was all over.

if we had a whole team of flexis, we would annihilate those amazons.

serena williams is a total flexi.
by lustylove February 3, 2010
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Flex Tape

FLEX TAPE REPAIRS BOATS DESTROYED BY THE MIGHTY PHIL SWIFT
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ford flex

Ford Flex is The most ugly vehicle Ford has ever made. Inside and out, it has been named the biggest mistake made by Ford. It's sales have been much lower than predicted every year of production. Ford only makes it now to have a tax write off for losses.

It is mainly sold to the visually impaired who cannot tell how butt ugly this vehicle is.

Also bought by parents for their teenagers as a form of birth control because no one wants to be seen in one or could get in the mood inside one.
I thought that was the back of a donkey, but it was a ford flex
by athena2013 July 10, 2015
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Flexin' for the Gram

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.
Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!
by JMoneyyyy89 June 14, 2016
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flex tape

powerful enough to fix all your problems, marriage breakdowns, breakups, depression, everything in the book except for a leaky boat.
first person: i think i'm gonna buy some flex tape
second person: : hehe, thats a lotta damage
first person: what
second person: don't tell me
first person: what does that mean

second person: *jumps off bridge*
by yatomeino August 13, 2018
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Dick Flex

A uprising sport soon to be in the Olympics.
To be a master at the art of dick flex you must practice 3 times a day.
by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015
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