by Save.meeee.boii August 21, 2017
Get the Sister fister resister mug.A Fipster is a Fake Hipster. Somebody so retarded they can't even qualify as a hipster. Thinks it's cool to be a hipster but likes stuff
Someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and Lady Gaga, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster. Condescending, rides high nelly bicycles, reads wikipedia articles on obscure bands as a cover for their love of pop music. Only knows the hits of a band and not their catalogue of songs. Has a book shelf of books they think hipsters would appreciate but everyone just thinks is retarded, like goosebumps books. Pretends to be blind and wear stupid 3d glasses. Using the LL Bean catalog to pleasure themselves. A self absorbed ass hole or "ass whole" being fully absorbed in ass wholeness. A loser with such poor upbringing in grooming and/or behavior that is desperate to fit in but has slid backwards on the evolutionary scale to a pre-human level but tries to act like they are superior to everyone else. Doesn't realize Hipsters deny being hipster and actually calls themselves a hipster, thinking it's a sign of being cool.
Someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and Lady Gaga, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster. Condescending, rides high nelly bicycles, reads wikipedia articles on obscure bands as a cover for their love of pop music. Only knows the hits of a band and not their catalogue of songs. Has a book shelf of books they think hipsters would appreciate but everyone just thinks is retarded, like goosebumps books. Pretends to be blind and wear stupid 3d glasses. Using the LL Bean catalog to pleasure themselves. A self absorbed ass hole or "ass whole" being fully absorbed in ass wholeness. A loser with such poor upbringing in grooming and/or behavior that is desperate to fit in but has slid backwards on the evolutionary scale to a pre-human level but tries to act like they are superior to everyone else. Doesn't realize Hipsters deny being hipster and actually calls themselves a hipster, thinking it's a sign of being cool.
CC is such a Fipster!
That retard thinks he's a hipster. Total Fipster.
"He says he loves Muse but I found Call Me Maybe on his Ipod....Yeah, he's definte Fipster."
"When I asked him what's his favourite Tom Waits song he couldn't answer me. Total Fipster."
That retard thinks he's a hipster. Total Fipster.
"He says he loves Muse but I found Call Me Maybe on his Ipod....Yeah, he's definte Fipster."
"When I asked him what's his favourite Tom Waits song he couldn't answer me. Total Fipster."
by Mwlink26 September 7, 2012
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1. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or a female having intercourse with a female. The one giving the Twisted Fister grabs a handful of potato chips and then fists the female, twists their arm and then releases the chips.
Man and woman are having intercourse while snacking on potato chips. Man discreetly grags a handful of chips and gives the woman a Twisted Fister. Woman is surprised and later askes, "Who ate all the chips?".
by BitLulu July 16, 2007
Get the Twisted Fister mug.One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.
The opposite of Teabaggers.
The opposite of Teabaggers.
1) Why don't those Fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the Teabaggers' rally?
2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.
2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.
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Get the mister fister mug.a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.
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